Oh Economist, how are you wrong? Let me count the ways...
I drink wine
I'm a liberal, young (well relatively) professional
I eat sushi
I am intensely worried about America's past sins and its woeful image in the world
I'm a latte drinking elitist
I voted for Clinton. And I know several others who fit that list (but not necessarily the characteristic i'm sure your mind is going to, dear reader, that i'm female) who did as well! Seriously, who writes this junk? Why is it ok for the media to make a bunch of so-obvious -they're-wrong generalizations, throw them out there, and call it reporting?